粗語的有趣妙用

这是本人曾經聽過最長的粗口
This is the longest foul language I have heard before

最近发现一個粗語蠻有趣的妙用，好比如“好X大！”，“他好X麻煩！”，“真的好X爽！”，（X為任何一些長用粗語的代號）。

就像：

“这個東西很大！”
＊你會想:很大嗎？
他可能继续說：“真的非常的大！”
＊你可能會想:真的很大嗎？有幾大？
如果他又說：“真的很X大！”
＊你就完全明白:真的非常非常大，因為連粗口都說出來了。
（這裡粗語可能是驚歎的語助詞。）

再來：

“他好麻煩哦！”
＊你會想:是嗎？
他继续說“他真的好麻煩！”
＊你會想:是嗎？會不會是你自己的问题呢？
假如他继续說：“他真的好X麻煩哦！”
＊你絕對會同意，那個人~真的很麻煩。
（這裡粗語可能是埋怨或憎恨的語助詞。）

又另一個例子：

“好爽哦！”
＊你會想:爽嗎？
他可能继续說：“真的非常爽！”
＊你可能會想:你有沒有騙我？有幾爽？
他继续說：“真的很X爽！”
＊那你就知道＿＿＿＿一定非常爽!
（這裡粗語可能是興奮时的語助詞。）


假如你想好好利用這些語助詞，又不想太失禮的話，你可以說：

“这個東西很苹果金山橙大！”

“他真的好苹果金山橙麻煩！” 也可以 “他真的好榴莲臭豆麻煩！”

“真的很苹果金山橙爽！”，“真的很芒果草莓爽！”也不賴！


Recently I discovered a pretty interesting about coarse language. Like “Fxxxxxx big!” “He’s Fxxxxxx trouble!” “That’s Fxxxxxx well!”

Like a example:

“This thing is very big!”
You think of: How big is it?
“It is really big!”
You might think: Really big? Still can’t imagine how big is it?
“It’s Fxxxxxx big!”
You are fully aware of: That is super duper big! _Because of the foul language came out.

Another one:

“Oh well, he’s a trouble”
You might think: Is it so?
“He’s really a trouble guy!”
You think of: Is he? Or maybe the problem comes out from you?
“He’s Fxxxxxx trouble!”
You will absolutely agree: That’s guy really really a big trouble!

And another example of:

“I feel so good!”
You think of: Is it so?
“I feel really good!”
You might think of: Have you ever lied to me? Are you?
“That’s Fxxxxxx good!”
Then you will know: It’s damn good!